Photo: Lol. Drug Dealer Calls 911 To Report His Stolen Cocaine...and Gets Arrested

 A fearless- self-described drug dealer who was probably confused after they stole a bag of cocaine and cash from his car dialed 911 to report the incident.

Okaloosa Sheriff's officials wrote on Facebook that 32-year-old David Blackmon called on Sunday morning to report a case of cocaine and cash robbery from his car in Fort Walton Beach. Blackmon told the responding deputy that someone entered his car and took $50 and about a quarter ounce of cocaine from the center console.

According to the report, the deputy spotted some cocaine and a crack rock on the console and a crack pipe on the floorboard by the driver's side door.

Blackmon was subsequently arrested and charged with possession of cocaine and resisting arrest without violence, and possession of drug paraphernalia. He was released from jail on Tuesday, but records don't list a lawyer.